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Periodically friends email jokes and funny stories. I've saved some of my favorites, and am posting them here for more to enjoy (and not clutter up inboxes!). Check back later for more!

Marriage Humor
Assicons! :D
Jesus and Satan: The Computer Test
Do you like cake? Read this!
Al-Gebra Operator Detained
How to tell you're ready for kids
The Seamstress
Eve and God Talk
You know your living in 2003...
What a guy really means when he says...
Humor: Hurricane Season
Top 10 Reasons Luke Skywalker is White Trash
Remember when...
Top 10 Reasons Chewie is better than Worf
The differences between men and women
Dorm Fines
Funny Airline Statements
Cat Directions
Humor: Irish Declare War on Saddam
A little school humor
You guide to acting like a TOTAL LUNATIC!
Training Courses now available for Men
What a guy really means when he says...