Top 10 Reasons Why Luke Skywalker is white trash!

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#10. Gets into bar fights

#9. Ran away from home to join the military

#8. Didn't know who his father was

#7. Likes to blow things up (Namely the DEATHSTAR and Jabbs's barge)

#6. Hangs out with known criminals, smugglers and a rebel militia organization

#5. Lived with his aunt and uncle

#4. When he bought R2 and 3PO, he KNEW they were stolen

#3. Rode around with his friends shooting animals (womprats)

#2. Had broken down vehicle just sitting around his garage

#1. He kissed his sister

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